Watching Fifa is seriously boring and annoying. In 90 minutes, I only heared The South African Fart. Seriously, I didnt hear football song anthem and also national anthem, but only heared South African Vuvuzela's Fart anthem. When a player score a goal, the only sound that I heard is "Bzzzzzzzz...." instead of "goalllll.....!!"  Many people dislike this and eventually create a facebook fanpages called Fifa-Ban the Stupid Vuvuzela Things.

Holy Shit man...

I can't Even heared the Old lag running Refree's whistle.The sound of Vuvuzela remind me about a jokes called Who is farting here? Guess what, the only answer that I know is Nelson Mandela! haha... Because he blow vuvuzela..


Even Hitler from third Reich also dislike Vuvuzela. I found a funky funny video in youtube called Hitler And Vuvuzela.








the vuvuzela make my ear bloody hell damaged. For god saken, I watch Fifa with zero sound (muted)! What the hell those african doing? My home have the best audio system. Support Dolby surrounded system with large speaker and HD screen. When turn on, what I heard is BZZZZZZZzzZZZzzzZZzz!!! faggot!

Read The blody Fact Here, In this articles!


Did you know that Vuvuzela is More dangerous than an aeroplane's engine jet sound?

Yes. This is the fucking fact! if you look this pic below (In strange languages, but still you can understand), Vuvuzela is more dangerous than an aeroplane's engine sound.



WTF? 123.4 dB (decibel)..If you are in one of those african stadium, better to cover your ugly ear..

Who Created this worst useless things?

Well, simply, a man nickname Freedie Saddam Maake invented this useless crap. this fart things Originally are from Mexico, the world first Drug dealer (the best choice to buy cocain,heroin,etc,etc)..This Freddie "Saddam" Maake claims to have invented the vuvuzela by adapting an aluminium version from a stupid bicycle horn after removing black rubber from the horn to blow it. He then increase the length of the shorty vuvuzela to greater length. As long as elephant penis. This produce a unique and annoying sound. He then blow the vuvuzela at local South African games and international games in 1992 and 1996 and at World Cup In france.. He says the instrument was banned as authorities ruled it a dangerous weapon, which prompted him to find a plastics company that could manufacture it. holy shit! Which manufacture is willing to make this penis? More to know, please read here. 


If you have mastercard, kindly don't waste you wallet to buy this stupid penis like trumpet. Better you buy Elton john trumpet..haha...(don't buy the gay trumpet)..